One day, Lonely you were walkin down the street.
Another Bored, Lonely Creep
Siwon was caressing some bushes waiting to try out a new technique he learned on How To Pick Up Girls based on Troll OJ Chen’s advice.
Out of nowhere Greasy Siwon spots you
and initiates his Flirtin.
You feel threatened so you pull out ya best moves.
Wild Siwon does not feel scared.
He feels rather attracted actually
You dunno what to do anymore.
Jus then Tao appears
Ma homie’s about to beat the crap out of Wild Sisi
Sisi dun want his Pain to be Creepin, so he be runnin like No Tomorrow.
He runs home to tell
Troll OJ Chen of his happenings. So Chen Chen tell him he’ll teach him another technique.
You be feelin greatful to Kung Fu Panda Tao.
Turns out Tao’s a loner so initiates a Friendship call.
Your’e a loner too so you make him your best friend.
From that day on you two be struttin out of school together like some Epic shiz about to go down.
No one be messin wid u homies.
This is for all you lonely people who need a friend. Tao is now your friend.
Oh, here Tao. Have some more cake.
Hehe~ you thought I was gonna write some Epic Love Story.
Note: Siwon was not hurt in the making of this story. Although, he was hit by Seohyun with a 1000 page book on How To Crank Dat Soulja Boy, for stealing her guitar. No one heard from him since.